Today, I was birthed from my box and was assembled. I opened my eyes and basked into the sunlight as my heart beat heavily in my chest. I wasnt exactly sure of what my life might bring me. I looked up into my owners eyes, and they said to me "hello you. you. special piece of brewing wonder." And I knew, from this day forward, that I was going to be a brewing master. I'm not exactly sure how I am typing all of this. I think my mind has special typing control. Anyways, back to the life of which I am about to lead. Its going to be wonderful. Of this, I assure you.
Just know, that the intesity, of my brewing masterships, will be at hand within the next week. And when it does, be ready to feel my wrath. I only hope my owner will get me some nice glass bottles so as i might put my children into them. But i can...only hope.